Saturday, December 24, 2011

Famous Last Words...

1.     "Are you sure the power is off?"
2.     "Don't be so superstitious."
3.     "He's probably just hibernating."
4.     "I can do that with my eyes closed."
5.     "I wonder where the mother bear is?"
6.     "I'll get a world record for this."
7.     "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
8.     "And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?"
9.     "I'm making a citizen's arrest."
10.       "It's fireproof."
11.       "It's strong enough for both of us."
12.       "I've done this before."
13.       "I've seen this done on TV."
14.       "Let it down slowly."
15.       "Nice doggie."
16.       "Now watch this..."
17.       "Pull the pin and count to what?"
18.       "Rat poison only kills rats."
19.       "So, you're a cannibal..."
20.       "Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what I'm doing."
21.          "That's odd..."
22.         "These are the good kind of mushrooms."
23.         "This doesn't taste right."
24.         "What does this button do?"
25.         "Which wire was I supposed to cut?" 
Which one is your favorite? 
Do you have a story that under girds your favorite?
Will you share your story?



No 3 was my favourite.
Many years ago when the children were small we had a tortiose, we put him in a warm place and made sure he was ok.Then a perculiar odour was in the house.....Yes the poor tortiose was dead, my children cried for hours.

May peaceful blessings be with you this Christmas Gregg also to your family.


Mike said...

Definitely, "let it down slowly"...simpl because it reminds me of a time whe I was new in police work and got sent to a man who hung himself.......from a the middle of august.....and wasn't found for a couple weeks. Well, he was so high in the tree and so, ummmmm bloated, that the medical examiner was trying to figure out how to get him down. One of the guys said, "let him down slowly", expecting the guy way up the ladder to just be able to hold a 200-lb dead guy by a long rope. Well, the plan failed. Dead guy crashed to the ground. And the stench was horrendous! So, that's why that one is my favorite....funny now, but not at the time.

Trisha said...

Hilarious, Gregg! There's a goldmine of posts in each of those "famous last words." :)

Have a very Merry Christmas!