Saturday, October 8, 2011

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.

6.  God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, since he didn't have metal sheds or greenhouses, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

And the #1 reason why God created Eve:

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that!"

6 comments:

welcome to my world of poetry said...

"Then He created Me".

Loved this Gregg very homourous.

Yvonne.

RonJoeWhite said...

Ha! My wife said... AMEN! Especially to #3

God bless and have a great weekend :-)

Mike said...

Funny stuff.

#11...because Adam needed help creating words. Many many many many many many many many more words.

Petra said...

LOL, especially for #10 in my book (even with a Garmin). :-)

Scott said...

My brother, just who's side are you on, anyway?!!?

Thanks for the chuckles.

Keena said...

Too Cute!!!