Friday, January 29, 2010

Five Things You Don’t Want to Hear At the Pearly Gates!

5. Your Mansion is right this way. It is next to Jonah’s place. Don’t worry you will get use to the fishy smell.

4. Since the economic turndown has affected us we are using asphalt instead of gold to pave the Streets.

3. Your wings are still at the tailors and your harp has been on back order for three months. You aren’t early are you?

2. Yes, your earthly irritating and obnoxious neighbor made it after all. The skin of his teeth did come in handy.

1. Oh, its you. We weren’t expecting you. We don’t seem to have a reservation under that name

1 comment:

Pilgrim Mommy said...

Hahaha!

I like #2 especially.