Wednesday, October 31, 2012

You Might Be Reformed if...

Happy Reformation Day!

Top 10 Signs you think about theology way too much!
  1. You think "Will and Grace" is a sitcom about Arminianism and Calvinism.
  2. Your idea of evangelism is to nail a copy of Luther's 95 Theses to the door of every house in your neighborhood (in   Latin).
  3. Your kids are named Luther, Calvin, and Zwingli.
  4.  Your bumper sticker says "Honk if you're a Supralapsarian!"
  5. You tune into "Crossing Over" expecting to see the 18th century theologin, not the 21st century psychic.
  6. You have a life-size poster of John Gerstner on your bedroom wall.
  7. You have a Jonathan Edwards lunch box with a John Calvin thermos.
  8. You think MLK jr. day is the day we celebrate the Reformation.
  9. You keep accidentally referring to the Rose Bowl as the Tulip Bowl.
  10.  You have actually read the Institutes.

Gleefully "appropriated" from my good friend Christi Smoak's Facebook Status on October 29, 2012


Ma said...

Funny! I like number 1:)

Persis said...

Happy Reformation Day, Gregg!

I like #1 too.

Ian said...


Gregg Metcalf said...

@ Ian - he bible teaching that God elected the recipients of salvation before he decreed the fall

Pat Donovan said...


Pat Donovan said...

Oh, buy the way Eph 1:4