Friday, September 14, 2012

He didn't...


70% of the earth is covered by water

80% of people live near water

90% of all trade travels by water

100%... Funny!







A minister is stopped by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor.
The trooper asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the minister says, “Just water.”
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” And the minister looks down at the bottle and says,
“Good Lord, He’s done it again!”


4 comments:

Arlee Bird said...

I hope this is not a true story about you!!!

This is very funny.


Lee
Tossing It Out

Seams Inspired said...

Hahaha! It's a miracle! Thanks for the giggle. Happy Friday :)

Gregg Metcalf said...

@ Lee, no Lee, this is not autobiographical in any way shape or form!

@ Seams Inspired - you are more than welcome!

RHYTHM AND RHYME said...

Excellent Gregg.

Yvonne.