70% of the earth is covered
by water
80% of people live near
water
90% of all trade travels by
water
100%... Funny!
A minister is stopped by a state trooper for
speeding. The trooper smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine
bottle on the floor.
The
trooper asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the minister says, “Just
water.”
The
trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” And the minister looks down at the
bottle and says,
“Good
Lord, He’s done it again!”
4 comments:
I hope this is not a true story about you!!!
This is very funny.
Lee
Tossing It Out
Hahaha! It's a miracle! Thanks for the giggle. Happy Friday :)
@ Lee, no Lee, this is not autobiographical in any way shape or form!
@ Seams Inspired - you are more than welcome!
Excellent Gregg.
Yvonne.
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