"Cat heaven is a wonderful place,
but you don't get there if you are euthanized."
The Office, Season 4, Episode 1
(Angela is holding a photo of herself and Sprinkles prior to Dwight euthanizing her)
Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement of this series. I am simply intrigued at times with the profundity, power, or playfulness of humanistic philosophy. This was just "profound" and "humorous" enough to take a place on my "irreverent" Friday's.