Tuesday, August 23, 2011

10 Commandments - Southern Style


1)  Jest one God


2)  Put nuttin' before yer God


3)  Watch yer mouth


4)  Git yerself to Sunday meetin'


5)  Honor yer Ma and Pa


6)  No killin' (even ifens he needs it)


7)  No foolin' round with another feller's gal or another gal's feller


8)  No taking ain't what yers


9)  No tellin' tales or gossipin'


10)  No hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

11 comments:

Darlene said...

Haha! Love it!

Darlene said...

P.S. If I would have been clever, I would've said something Southern, y'all!

Larri @ Seams Inspired said...

Thank ya kindly fer puttin' that in words I reckon I kin understand. Happy Tuesday, y'all! ☺

welcome to my world of poetry said...

Oh Gregg you have made my day, this was excellent.

Have a good day.
Yvonne.

LD Masterson said...

Priceless. Bless you.

The Old Geezer said...

Yep! Them southern folk in the Bible belt sure enough know their Bible :-)

BTW, where did you find that old picture of me and my cousin and our pet pig Gordo? I thought I deleted that from Google search over 5 years ago? I guess what they say is true... once on the net, always on the net :-)

Petra said...

Haha, love it!

Joel the Immerser said...

Haha!!! We don't talk like that, though, sorry. ;-)

Persis said...

Hah!

IanH said...

I just learned the other day that You-all is singular and all-you-all is plural! Go figure!

Keena said...

I love it...too cute!!!